Showing posts with label A.J. Hinch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label A.J. Hinch. Show all posts

Sunday, November 1, 2020

Sunday Morning Hot Links

Let's pick this Blog thing back up, huh?

*Last week I wrote in the Chronicle about how the Astros could possibly hold on to both George Springer and Carlos Correa. One step was to non-tender Roberto Osuna, which happened on Thursday, and Osuna will depart with a complicated legacy.

On one hand, Osuna was reportedly nothing but a model teammate and citizen in his time as an Astro. He did not ask to be traded to Houston. However, the Astros did trade for Roberto Osuna, knowing that his value was depressed due to a 75-game suspension for domestic violence. In one trade, the Astros burned up a lot of goodwill, and it directly led to the Brandon Taubman "I'm so f***ing glad we got Osuna" outburst which, when combined with the Mike Fiers story, was the impetus for the hammer absolutely being brought down on the organization. He posted a 2.45 ERA / 0.87 WHIP and saved 51 games in 2+ seasons with the Astros. His ERA is the 10th-lowest in franchise history among relievers who threw at least 90IP. I'm not sad he's gone.

*George Springer is #2 on FanGraphs' Top 50 Free Agents list. While I do think the Astros will make a competitive run at Springer, I still remain unconvinced that he doesn't want to be closer to home (Connecticut). I'm mentally preparing myself for Springer hitting bombs over the Green Monster for the next six years, which means that the Astros better have Correa's agent on the phone figuring out a long-term extension. Michael Brantley is 12th. 

*The Astros cleared five spots on their 40-Man Roster, and here are Jake Kaplan's intriguing picks to protect from the Rule 5 Draft.

*AJ Hinch was such a toxic personality in the wake of the sign-stealing scheme that the Detroit Tigers waited an entire 30 minutes after 2020 World Series Game 6 ended to give him a call, and he has signed a multi-year deal to manage the Tigers. The Astros will play the Tigers at Minute Maid Park - presuming the world hasn't gone all the way to hell by then - from April 12-14, 2021.

And in another show of just How Seriously MLB is Taking The Punishments Of Those Involved, the Red Sox have reached out to Alex Cora about their managerial vacancy.

The How We Got Here post has been updated.

*The Astros cut some front office staff, which included Friend of Astros County Kevin Goldstein, and I'm very Mad about it. Jiminy Clicket isn't off to a great start, with me.

*Pocket: Blood-curdling stories of hauntings, monsters, and real-life horrors.

*Vox: Who the Electoral College really benefits.

*McSweeney's: An open letter to the woman who was questioned by a police officer for merely sitting in her car in a Target parking lot after midnight taking a break from her family.

*A Musical Selection:

Monday, October 5, 2020

Monday Morning Hot Links

Well let's do this. I cannot remember an October weekend that didn't feature at least one playoff game, but it seems as though MLB deferred to Football. Maybe that was the right call, I don't know. Hope you all enjoyed your weekend and, from what I saw on Twitter Dot Com, Bill O'Brien brought you a sack full of delights and treats. So now you're ready to chew nails, and I'm here for it. 1st Pitch is at 3:07pm Central on TBS, and I hope you love afternoon playoff baseball because that's what we have all week.

*Lance McCullers takes the mound today vs. Chris Bassitt. It will be McCullers' third playoff appearance at Dodger Stadium. The first was Game 7 of the 2017 World Series. The second was August 4, 2018 - his last start before undergoing Tommy John Surgery. The third is today. McCullers:

I've spoken a lot in the past about how there's no guarantees with this surgery, this rehab I went through. I did believe that I would come out on the other side a better pitcher, a better teammate, and I believe I've done that. Just a full-circle moment for me being back in the postseason.

Chandler Rome: McCullers is bringing an expanded repertoire to the ALDS.

*Oakland starter Chris Bassitt's last five starts, including the 2020 postseason: 33.2IP, 29H/2ER, 30K:6BB, 0.53 ERA / 1.04 WHIP. Having last pitched on September 30, Bassitt is on regular rest. Astros batters, career, vs. Bassitt:

Carlos Correa: 14 PAs, .400/.571/.500

George Springer: 17 PAs, .294/.294/.706

Yuli Gurriel: 19 PAs, .368/.368/.474

Kyle Tucker: 10 PAs, .200/.200/.600

Alex Bregman: 15 PAs, .286/.333/.357 

Jose Altuve: 19 PAs, .263/.263/.421

Michael Brantley: 23 PAs, .273/.304/.364

Josh Reddick: 18 PAs, .056/.056/.222

*McTaggart has your Game 1 FAQ. Astros/A's positional breakdown. Sean Manaea is facing Framber Valdez in Game 2. No word on how Mike Fiers is going to be able to avoid the Astros yet.

*The Astros are underdogs against the A's, 19/4 to win the Pennant, and 10/1 to win the World Series. Yet FanGraphs has it 56-44 Astros, FiveThirtyEight has it 52-48 Astros, and Game 1 is a coin flip.

*McTaggart: Will the Astros' bats finally come alive?

*MLB.com: Framber Valdez's curveball might be a series-changer for the Astros.

*We're still not real sure what Zack Greinke's role will be in the ALDS.

*The Astros & A's are staying at the same Los Angeles hotel.

*Mattress Mack won $625,000 thanks to the Astros' Game 1 Wild Card win, and he has another $250,000 bet on 24:1 odds for Houston to win the World Series.

*David Schoenfield: Breaking down all of the bad blood in the Division Series.

*A.J. Hinch and Alex Cora are both under consideration for the Tigers' open managerial position.

*Eat a bowl of crap, Kenesaw Mountain Landis.

*In a weekend full of guano crazy Premier League results (Manchester United lost 6-1 to Tottenham, Liverpool lost 7-2 to [squints] Aston Villa) our collectively-beloved Leeds United drew with Manchester City 1-1

*Vice: "Kid A" will always be relevant as long as the world is a terrifying mess.

*Wired: The mad scramble to claim the world's most coveted meteorite.

*A Musical Selection:

Tuesday, June 30, 2020

Tuesday Evening Hot Links

Some items:

*There will be no minor-league season in 2020. It's the first time since 1901 that minor-league baseball will not be played in a calendar year. This is not surprising in the least, but it still sucks. You can feel Manfred's sweaty, greasy hands all over this because, when minor-league baseball returns, there will undoubtedly be fewer teams in existence. MLB is in the process of taking advantage of a global pandemic to force its will on the minors. Rob Manfred is the worst.

*Here's McTaggart's Inbox. It's a good one, with an interesting note about Dusty/Hinch.

*Should the MLB season actually happen, the Astros will operate the roof as they always have.

*Corpus' Whataburger Field will serve as a secondary location for the Astros' taxi squad.

*Czech out this crazy story from The Athletic on Jared Hughes' search for answers to his sinker.

*The Astros have the 3rd-best odds to win the 2020 World Series, at +700.

*ESPN: Inside the rise of MLB's Ivy League culture.

*Koshien: The baseball documentary that captures a nationwide passion.



*Esquire: Inside pop music's most famous all-nighter.

*1843 Mag: In the summer of 2018, a 54-year old Indonesian woman was discovered, intact and fully clothed, inside a 23ft python occupying her vegetable garden.



It's going to get worse before it gets better.

Thursday, April 2, 2020

'Rona-Free Hot Links, Vol. 5

IMPORTANT: If you are in a Zoom Meeting with more than two people, and do not mute your mic, you will be brought before a war crimes tribunal.

*I know these are supposed to be COVID-19-free, but here's how the Astros Foundation is helping to coordinate and deliver medical supplies.

*Chandler Rome has a mailbag. He talks about impending free agency, three prospects he thinks will throw 90+ IP in 2020/2021, whichever comes first, Forrest Whitley, and A.J. Hinch.

*Speaking of A.J. Hinch, Buster Olney reported (confirmed by Chandler Rome) that, if the 2020 season is canceled, Hinch and Jeff Luhnow would still be eligible to return to baseball in 2021. This is consistent with MLB's decision on player suspensions not having to spill over to 2021 (Francis Martes, for instance).



*Here are the draft pools and slot bonuses for the 1st 10 Rounds of the 2020 Draft, though how many rounds there actually will be is still up in the air. The Astros' 1st selection of the Draft will be #73, thanks to the Yankees giving Gerrit Cole over $300m. That pick has a slot of $857,400. Their next pick will be 3-102.

*Listen to Part 2 of Evan Gattis' conversation with The Athletic on the Astros' sign-stealing in 2017. Gattis:
I think we got so f***ing caught up that we f***ed up.

*Jon Singleton was the most-hyped Astros' 1B prospect of the last 20 years, says MLB.com. I think I was more hyped for Brett Wallace, but the point stands.

*Lance McCullers is Tags' pick for Future Ace of the Astros.

*Meet "the conscience of baseball."

*Chris Cwik went back and undid all of Jeter's wrongs with the Marlins.

*Tim Kurkjian: Ichiro's love of hamburgers, math, and his bats.

*Sam Miller: The most meme-worthy moments for all 29 teams (yeah, the trash can takes the cake for the Astros. If it's not Coronavirus, it's trash cans. This is what we are now.)

*Outside: The Woman Who Lives 200,000 Years In The Past.

*Explore.org has a ton of webcams for you to pass your time.

*You need Yoga With Adriene in your life.



*Learn Something:

Thursday, February 13, 2020

Friday Morning Hot Links

When does an apology fall short of satisfying the aggrieved party? I thought about this a lot today. There are a number of reasons why an apology is rejected or at least treated with skepticism:

1. The apologizing party was told to apologize. Someone told them they were to apologize - that it's something that they should do. They don't really want to do it, but did it, anyway.
2. The apologizing party is not actually sorry.
3. The apologizing party knows/thinks others were doing the same things for which they are currently apologizing, and thus the apology sounds insincere.

Regardless, the Astros held Apology Day yesterday in West Palm Beach.

Statements

Bregman:
I am really sorry about the choices that were made by my team, by the organization, and by me. I have learned from this and I hope to regain the trust of baseball fans. I would also like to thank the Astros fans for all of their support. We as a team are totally focused on moving forward to the 2020 season.

Springer:
The amount of remorse, regret that's very, very obvious to us in this room...There's no real way to express how much regret we have. How much remorse we have.

Reddick was asked if the World Series was worth breaking the rules:
I don't think so...It's something that we're gonna probably regret and feel bad for for the rest of our careers.

Carlos Correa had a lot to say, on Twitter and to the media. Correa entertained a question on Twitter from noted troll Incarcerated Bob (who is credibly accused of being behind the "Beltran's Niece" Twitter account) and said there was nothing going on in 2018 or 2019. Correa also confirmed Manfred's findings in the report, but rejected the idea that the Astros were wearing buzzers. Altuve:
It was a fake Twitter account that started everything. It makes me upset that a fake Twitter account had that much credibility. Like I said, I feel bad for 2017, but I can say something I didn't do was the buzzer thing. No one on this team wore a buzzer.

A.J. Hinch tried to clarify that he was not aware of any buzzers. What reality is this, even. Hinch:
There has been a significant reaction to my answer to the 'buzzer' question. To be clear, I have never seen any such device used in baseball. I am not aware of any such device existing or being utilized with the Astros, the players, or any other team.

Correa, On Beltran steamrolling everyone into buying into the trash can scheme:
[Beltran] was the best teammate we've ever had...We all had a say in everything...When the anonymous source is saying we felt intimidated, we were too young to say something, that's straight up bullshit.

Verlander:
It's been difficult, showing up in 2017. And once I spent some time there, understood what was happening. I didn't - I wish I had said more. Looking back, I can't go back. I can't reverse my decision. I wish I had said more, and I didn't, and for that I'm sorry.

McCullers:
I think that's something none of us can go back and change. I think the important thing we've all come together here. We met (Wednesday) and we stand behind Alex and Altuve and are remorseful for what happened for what happened that season and look forward to moving on.

Dusty Baker:
At the meeting [Wednesday] night the players showed tremendous remorse and sorrow and embarrassment for their families, the organization, the city of Houston and for baseball.

Jim Crane completely misread the situation:
Our opinion is this didn't impact the game. We had a good team. We won the World Series and we'll leave it at that.

This is, of course, completely stupid. The Astros had a good team, they won the World Series. It impacted the game. Click that link to see the logical gymnastics Crane does. 10.0 from all judges, including the East German one. More Crane, on whether he should be punished by Rob Manfred, who is an employee of Jim Crane and 29 of his closest billionaire friends:
Well, clearly, the report states that I didn't know about it. Had I known about it, certainly I would have done something about it. I did hire Jeff, and I think Jeff did a lot of great things for the organization over the years. You know, no, I don't think I should be held accountable. 


Billionaires never think they should be held accountable. Read more to see how Crane threw Hinch and Luhnow under the bus. Jim Crane wants to be the new White Knight who leads the Astros into the Garden of Nevermore or whatever dreamland Crane is the mayor of. Billionaire wants all of the credit and none of the blame.

Will Harris told Nationals reporters that he wishes he would have made better choices.

Reactions

*Ken Rosenthal:
The Astros screwed up their news conference on live television Thursday as only they can.

*The San Antonio Express-News' Mike Finger: The Astros apologized, but for what, exactly?
The Astros might have gone to unprecedented lengths to break the rules, putting careers and legacies in peril in the process, but they did not do this to affect the outcome of games. The players, who obviously would have won the World Series without any help, are profoundly sorry for taking part in the scheme, even though the whole thing was beyond their control. The owner, who was completely oblivious to what happened before, can absolutely guarantee everything will be above board from now on.

*A's pitcher Sean Manaea:
I saw a couple of interviews and they all said pretty much the same thing - they skated by everything, they swept everything under the rug. They didn't own up to anything and they're trying to move on which is like - what are you guys trying to move on from? You haven't even said what it is you did. They're just now saying they're sorry, but what about this entire offseason? It was like: deny, deny, deny. When the time comes, you have to say what you're trying to move on from. It's crazy.

*Rays pitcher Chris Archer, on his August 1, 2017 start, in which he allowed 6H/4ER, 5K:0BB, 2HR in a 6-4 win against Houston the day after Dallas Keuchel said the Trade Deadline was "Disappointing to say the least." Archer:
It's pretty messed up. The whole thing is messed up. It sucks when you dedicate your whole life to something, and somebody's out there doing some shady shit like that.

Mike Fiers was the opposing pitcher that game. He allowed 3ER in the first inning. Archer allowed four runs, all were driven in on homers from Beltran and Bregman and hits from...Beltran and Bregman. Archer:
You heard some rumors but I don't think anybody expected it to be to that extent, especially when you know these dudes on a personal level. You've talked to them. You've gone to dinner with them. You've even been on the same team with some of them - Team USA and stuff [Archer played with Bregman in 2017 for the World Baseball Classic]. FaceTimed with them throughout the season and offseason. Texted with them. Whatever. And then to find out to find out I was a part of them being successful. It was definitely disheartening. It's bad for the game. They set out the punishments, and it is what it is at this point. I guess it's time for everybody to move on.

*Clean-shaven pretty boy Gerrit Cole:
My feelings really haven't changed much. Nobody is getting a win out of this. It doesn't look very good. I guess I'm just fortunate to be able to be here and move past this and get to experience all the good things about coming to a new team and all that kind of stuff.

Hero, really. Enjoy Central Park and Serendipity and whatnot.

*Add Former Hitting Coach Dave Hudgens to the list of dudes who are really sorry.

*Evan Drellich: Blame is a tangled mess.

*SI: Breaking down the Astros' latest PR meltdown.

*Dave Roberts "believes in karma."

*LA stays LA:

Other Notes

*Pete Putila will retain his Assistant GM role. Tom Koch-Weser and Derek Vigoa will remain with the Astros...for now. James Click hedged a little:
I think any new GM coming in would want to take a full view of the baseball operations staff and figure out how we take the awesome people that we have here and maximize them and put them in the right position to succeed. It's something definitely on the front-burner for me.

*Chris Speier has been added to the staff as a Quality Control Coach.

Ed. Note:

I've flirted with actually typing this out for most of the offseason, but as Spring Training actually starts in earnest (for real! You can watch Forrest Whitley throw right here!) I want to get this out. There is a certain part of me that is defined by the Astros. I get mad when they lose a game they have no business losing, when they get shut down by a guy making his 2nd career start, when the bullpen blows a Quality Start, when they go 1x13 w/RISP, when they go 0-4 at home in the World Series. Obviously I've had an Astros blog for over 11 years. I've been on Twitter for almost 11 years and have not changed my banner photo once. The Astros are a part of me. Not anywhere close to all of me, but I do spend a lot of time thinking and writing about this particular organization because I was really homesick in Upstate New York in 2008.

Many of you know I'm a public high school history teacher. I also coach soccer. The 2016-17 school year was the absolute hardest year of my life. I taught US History and AP US History for the first time each, and I was in charge of my own team under a ridiculously demanding boss with whose personality I clashed on an atomic level. So I would get home from a road game and an almost-two-hour bus ride and have to then prepare for two different classes the next day.

I love - truly love - two sports teams: the Houston Astros, and Leeds United. I was at the game that sent Leeds to the Champions League quarterfinals WITHOUT Robbie Keane and Eirik Bakke and Rio Ferdinand and Olivier Dacourt! (Leeds United has been a train-wreck since 2003 - it was a real bad time when the Astros AND Leeds were both just complete disasters and affronts to their sport). This was how I was spending my leisure time. Anyhow, when, on June 3, 2017 - the final day of the hardest year I've ever encountered - the Astros beat the Rangers to go to 40-16, the 2017 Astros brought me joy. Later that Autumn, a team I actually loved actually did something. They won the World Series. Since then it has been Hans Gruber falling from Nakatomi: they traded for Osuna, Taubman did Taubman things, Fiers talked to Evan Drellich. It's all shadows now. To me, it's tainted. It doesn't need an asterisk, the asterisk is implied. Were other teams doing it? Maybe, probably, I don't know. I know a lot of people worked really hard to get that World Series and, as advanced as the Astros were with analytics, a freaking trash can, the guy the Astros let walk to the Mets, and the Other Guy From The Carlos Gomez Trade, brought them down.

No one will ever replace the feeling I had at 10:59pm on November 1, 2017. But I know now that it's not the same, that there is shame involved. And if the players don't feel it themselves, I sure do.

Throughout this offseason I have considered shutting Astros County Dot Com down. Getting Randos (and, to be honest, some friends I've known for a long time) in my mentions blasting me for having the gall to be happy for 25 guys doing cool things who happen to have "Houston" stitched across the front of their shirt is not fun. I simultaneously want the Astros to beat the hell out of everybody and also to not have done what they did. And what they did was to cheat their way to the postseason. I'll go to my grave wondering how Alex Bregman could hear a trash can getting hit with 42000 people yelling at the top of their lungs in the bottom of the 10th of Game 5. I'll also go to my grave wondering why a team with that much talent would risk it all. No one - including Mike Fiers - has turned in their Ring, so maybe that's why I'm going to keep this dumb blog going for the time being.

I was not immediately affected by Hurricane Harvey. My mom and my dad live on different sides of Houston. Neither of their houses flooded. I've met a lot of you in real life. I know a lot of you on Twitter. I'll go with the maxim (which I didn't come up with) that Facebook is for friends who are now strangers, and Twitter is for strangers who are now friends. The 2017 World Series saved a lot of you - it was a welcome respite when your world was literally floating away or rotting under floodwaters (which Yankees fans would like to have happen every single year). Now, I'm just sad. I'm beaten down by pretty much everything. The Apologies are hollow because it didn't need to come to this in the first place.

That said, I don't think the Astros were the only team dabbling in the "dark arts" of using technology MLB made available for an edge. Still, when you're the first one caught, it's not pleasant. And you can bet that if Even Drellich With Reporting From Ken Rosenthal (the Carlos Santana feat. Rob Thomas of our generation) tugs at this thread long enough, he/they could unravel the whole thing. I just don't know if they will, or if the Fury of Baseball can stay stoked long enough to care if another team did.

A Musical Selection:


Saturday, February 8, 2020

Saturday Morning Dark Arts Links

What a day.

*A.J. Hinch sat down with Tom Verducci in this MLB Network interview and answered some questions. I'm not going to transcribe the thing because (1) it's 18 minutes long and (2) you're perfectly capable of watching it yourself. But still, in the interest of Why Did A.J. Hinch Sit Down with Tom Verducci, let's get this opening salvo on record:

One, I still feel responsible and I'll always feel responsible because I was the man out front. I was the manager, the leader, I was the one in charge of the team. I put out a statement that day - it was a very emotional day for me and my family - to apologize. But there's something different about doing it on camera, and putting a face to an apology, and saying 'I'm sorry' to the League, to Baseball, to the fans, to the players, to the coaches. I was the man out front. And I felt like it's my responsibility to put my voice out there and tell a little bit of the story to hopefully start the next step, which is getting past this and getting into the best part of baseball, which is the players and the game. 

Some takeaways:

1. Jim Crane met with Hinch in person and fired him. At least it wasn't via text or email, and at least TMZ didn't break it before Hinch knew.
2. Hinch confirmed he did break the monitors twice with a bat to signal his displeasure with the scandal. He wished he would have had a meeting. Hinch's line: "I tolerated too much."
3. Hinch heard the trash can banging.
4. Hinch never talked with Luhnow about, or saw, the memo that Manfred sent to all the GMs on September 15, 2017 saying not to misuse technology in stealing signs. "It doesn't mean that it was right to do what we did." The underlying argument here is that Luhnow got the memo, didn't take it downstairs to Hinch, and Hinch didn't know the memo got circulated to the GMs. Aha! But MLB did release the memo, so that's not quite true.
5. Hinch wished Fiers had come to him "in real time" to discuss his opposition to the trash-can banging, and wishes he "had a better environment" for Fiers to discuss his issues.
6. We need to be clear about how A.J. Hinch handled [waves hands] all this in real time. When he said that allegations - from Game 1 - regarding whistling were "a joke," and "laughable," Hinch explained that he was talking about 2019...not 2017.
7. Verducci asked Hinch about the Astros wearing buzzers to signal the pitch, specifically asking Hinch to assure viewers that it wasn't the case. Hinch very well could have come out and said, "No, they weren't wearing buzzers." Instead, he deferred to the thoroughness of the MLB investigation and that they didn't come up with anything. It's hardly a "No." But anyone watching this - Astros Fan or Astros Enemy - is going to read into that what they will. Really wish Verducci had pushed a little harder here. It's hard to imagine that Hinch wouldn't have known if they were, in fact, wearing buzzers.
8. Hinch's overall demeanor indicated, to me (a not-psychologist), regret. Regret that it happened and not so much that he got caught. He could have stopped it and he didn't - at least as forcefully as he now knows he should have, and he knows all of this. Today we also learned that A.J. Hinch took the fall for the organization. Luhnow caught the same punishment, and we'll get to that in a minute, but Hinch didn't throw anyone under the bus. He took the punishment because (and this is understandable) he was the manager. That's pretty much it. I love A.J. Hinch. I'll miss him. But he messed up.
9. Hinch was a Player's Manager, he's still the Astros Fan's Manager.

*Then Jared Diamond comes in with an article - about 45 minutes before Hinch's interview dropped - in the Wall Street Journal saying that Luhnow had complete and utter knowledge of what was happening in the front office, and so did some members of the front office. It's insane. If you don't have a subscription (I don't), it's worth signing up for a trial or paying for a month (I did, it's $1 for four weeks). Diamond's article includes "previously undisclosed information about the origins and nature of the Astros' cheating" from a letter Manfred sent to Luhnow on January 2, "as well as interviews with several people familiar with the matter." Good sleuthing, Robbie. There are a lot of people to blame. Let's look at each one, and determine how complicit they are:

Derek Vigoa, Former Intern and Now Senior Director of Team Operations: "On Sept 22, 2016, an intern in the Houston Astros organization showed general manager Jeff Luhnow a PowerPoint presentation that featured the latest creation by the team's high-tech front office: an Excel-based application programmed with an algorithm that could decode the opposing catcher's signs. It was called 'Codebreaker.'"

Pretty classic to start with a Rogue Intern, but whatever. Ivy League Bros are pretty much all the same. Eager to break some conventional norms in order to impress the uber Ivy League Bro. No one has a Favorite Company, so this is all new to us, but the hierarchy is universal.

Diamond:
The existence of Codebreaker shows that it was the Astros front office that laid the groundwork for the team's electronic sign-stealing schemes.

Jeff Luhnow, General Manager: Manfred wrote to Luhnow on Jan 2, "There is more than sufficient evidence to support a conclusion that you knew - and overwhelming evidence that you should have known - that the Astros maintained a sign-stealing program that violated MLB's rules."

Luhnow, according to Diamond, responded with a 170-page binder that was enough of a muckin-up-the-works to "cast at least some doubt" on Manfred's letter. Those familiar said it turned into a he-said-he-said between Luhnow and...

Tom Koch-Weser, Director of Advance Information: Sent two emails to Luhnow referencing "the system" and "our dark arts, sign-stealing department." Weser was essentially demoted after the 2019 season, but before The Athletic published the Fiers story. MLB couldn't figure out who was telling the truth: Luhnow, or Koch-Weser. Neither responded for comment.

The 2017 Astros: Diamond says the trash-can scheme lasted through the 2017 World Series and expanded to 2018 both at Minute Maid Park, and on the Road. This is Different Information.

Luhnow remembered the PowerPoint, according to investigators, and asked questions, but told said investigators that he assumed it would be used legally, using previously-gained knowledge and not in-game sign-stealing. Vioga assumed Luhnow knew it would be used in-game because that's "where the value would be."

Koch-Weser said he discussed Codebreaker with Luhnow on 1-3 occasions, noting that Luhnow would "giggle" and "was excited," referring to Codebreaker by name. It's not a good look. Luhnow denied all of this.

Matt Hogan, Manager of Pro Scouting Analysis: Told investigators there was no effort to hide Codebreaker when Luhnow visited the video room. Luhnow denied this.

Koch-Weser felt his oats so much that he used the term "dark arts" in negotiations around a contract extension. Diamond, quoting a Slack post: "I know the secrets that made us a championship team, some of which [he'd] definitely feel a lot safer if they were kept in house." Luhnow denied this. In Koch-Weser's budget spreadsheet, there was a tab called "Dark Arts." Luhnow said he saw the spreadsheet but no discussion of the "Dark Arts" took place. Regardless, it's pretty clear that Koch-Weser was trying to use his work to justify his extension. There were emails between Luhnow and Koch-Weser which Luhnow said he didn't read because they were (a) long, and (b) he didn't know what "the system" meant. Luhnow responded with a question asking how much Hinch knew.

Koch-Weser uses the phrase "Dark Arts" too much. Way too much. I didn't read the first Harry Potter book until I was in my mid-20s and, yes, they were fun to read, but I didn't identify as Hufflepuff or whatever because I was an Adult, instead. It's weird. This section is not designed to cast doubt or skepticism on Koch-Weser's part but, come on read some Kerouac or Steinbeck or something.

By August 2017, Koch-Weser notes that the offense has been less effective as "the league has become aware of our reputation and now most clubs change their signs a dozen times per game." Emails went back-and-forth with Luhnow praising Koch-Weser's reports but also Luhnow told investigators that the email was too long so he didn't read the whole thing, and any mention of "Dark Arts" seemed "nefarious."

MLB didn't believe Luhnow. That's that. Everyone else is to blame. Deny everything and stay afloat. That seems to be the standard. But this seemingly indicates that it perhaps wasn't solely "player-driven?"

Maybe the Hinch and Luhnow stories are related, maybe they're not. But A.J. Hinch sat down with Tom Verducci and gave - not an explanation, but a rationale for bad judgment. Luhnow...hasn't said a word. No one has. They've circled the wagons, and that's just how it is.

All in all, this is good reporting by Jared Diamond. No one looks good here. It's going to solidify the opinion of the Astros, whatever that may be.

*Hardball Talk's Nick Stellini:
Baseball deliberately shielded everyone in the Astros' front office besides Jeff Luhnow. Rob Manfred needs to tell us why.

*Dodgers Fan and Writer Howard Cole says Hinch performed "badly." Cole:
For weeks, current and former Astros sign stealing participants have walked right up to the line of an apology, but not actually apologize. Not really. Not to my satisfaction.

Well guess what? There will never be an act of contrition that is good enough for anybody.

*Daily Fantasy players are suing MLB over the sign-stealing.

*Tim Brown said Hinch's apology is a start. And speaking of Tim Brown, his "think-piece" regarding James Click is one of the worst columns I've ever read.

*Ten Reasons Why This Was The Wildest Off-Season in MLB History.

*Meet the woman who made Netflix get rid of its most annoying feature.

*A Musial Selection:


Thursday, February 6, 2020

Friday Morning Hot Links

The Astros


*MLB Network released some excerpts from the first interview with A.J. Hinch since his, ahem, headline-grabbing offseason.

The full interview will air Friday at 5pm on MLB Network.

On whether or not the 2017 World Series title is tainted, Hinch:
I hope over time it's proven that it wasn't. But I understand the question. It's a fair question and people are going to have to draw their own conclusions (Ed. Note: Oh, they have). Unfortunately, we opened that door as a group. That question may never be answered....I can't pinpoint any advantages or what happened or what exactly would have happened otherwise. But we did it to ourselves. 

There are a couple of ways you can interpret this sit-down with Tom Verducci:
a) He's just biding his time until the next managerial opening and is doing the PR round.
b) Hinch is legitimately sorry that he didn't try harder to stop The Coward Alex Cora and any other Astro player (Beltran, maybe, McCann, maybe) and he's getting in front of the camera to confess.

Both can be true at the same time.

*Brian McTaggart writes that all eyes, and ears, will be on the Astros' Spring Training. Stoner hero Mike Clevinger has already said this:
I'm all about policing the game in its own right, keeping everyone safe. But I don't know, I think players will deal with it the way it should be across the league. I don't think it's going to be a comfortable few ABs for a lot of those boys, and it shouldn't be. They shouldn't be comfortable.

If anyone knows anything about being uncomfortable after cheating (on his wife, a month after she gave birth to their daughter), it's Sunshine.

*Chandler Rome has five questions for the Astros as Spring Training starts next week. Those five questions detail SP5, Kyle Tucker vs Josh Reddick, which reliever will get lefty-hitters out, Lance McCullers' innings, and the possibility of a sophomore slump from Yordan.

*Richard Justice writes that the Astros-Dusty partnership can be mutually beneficial. Justice:
Baker cannot make the sign-stealing scandal go away, but his presence - and essential decency - will be a big step in the right direction. He understands that all the Astros can do this spring is own up to the past, apologize for it and then attempt to win a fourth straight American League West title.

*Jake Kaplan says the relationship between Dusty Baker and James Click is more "a marriage." Baker:
You start with trust and you start with honesty. You be as straightforward as you can on all situations. You don't sugarcoat anything. If he asks you a question you answer to the best of your knowledge and ability. There are some things that I can learn from him. There are some things that possibly he can learn from me.

*Missed this from the other day, but the Astros have apparently for some reason made an offer to Former Astros Great Hunter Pence. Makes sense, what with the thinned outfield depth of Springer, Brantley, Tucker, Reddick, Straw...

*Jordan Brewer (3rd Round - 2019) is the organization's fastest prospect. Brewer was limited to 16 games in 2019 for Tri-City after injuring his toe.

*The Astros have apparently come to a $4m agreement for July 2 with 21-year old Cuban outfielder Pedro Leon (Pedro The Lion!). Hey, there's the Astros' 1st Round draft pick in 2020!

*Nice hat that Verlander wore to the Pebble Beach Pro-Am (in which Jim Crane is also playing):

*Check out Joe Posnanski's profile in his essential Top 100 on his #50 - Nolan Ryan.

*Hank Aaron thinks everyone involved in the Astros' sign-stealing scandal should be banned from baseball for life.

*Sam Miller: They secretly replaced Yankee Stadium...and other lies that can be proven using real stats.

*Rob Manfred said he wants to complete the Red Sox investigation before Spring Training camps open, with the same offer of immunity for players who talk that the Astros got.

*BBC: How Kirk Douglas helped end the Hollywood blacklist.

*Bloomberg: The time I sabotaged my editor with Ransomware from the dark web.

*A Musical Selection:

Saturday, January 18, 2020

A Liar Wrote This

Baseball has always been a sport by and for the liars.  

For example, the popular origins of the game are manifestly a lie.   Albert Spalding, a former player who became wealthy by selling and packaging the game, invented the myth that the rules of baseball sprung into the mind of Civil War hero Abner Doubleday during his idyllic boyhood in the hamlet of Cooperstown, New York.  As baseball historian John Thorn put it in his excellent book Baseball in the Garden of Eden,  “If in the end no one invented our national game, and its innocent Eden is a continuing state of delusion, he,” meaning Spalding, “as unwittingly as Abner Doubleday invented baseball, invented its religion and its shrine.”  Continuing states of delusion are big business, and always have been.  Anyone who’s gone to Cooperstown can tell you this.  The place is beautiful.  On Hall of Fame Induction weekends, packed.  Does it matter that this place has nothing to do with the origins of the game?  Of course not, but it’s nice to think so.  We love the lie.  The lie feels comforting. 

Integrity is a another lie that baseball has always sold with great success.  After the 1919 Chicago White Sox threw the World Series, organized baseball hired Kenesaw Mountain Landis as its Captain Renault to announce they were shocked, shocked to find gambling in baseball, banning the accused players for life.  Of course, gambling was far more widespread than professional baseball has ever been comfortable admitting, and there is some evidence that Landis had less appetite to punish Ty Cobb and Tris Speaker, true icons of the era, for similar antics.  That pattern has repeated itself, in recent times most famously with the steroid scandal.  Baseball willfully avoided what was an open secret until it was impossible to do so when a player finally went on the record about how widespread the problem was. 


The scandal over the use of cameras to steal signs has exploded across baseball and social media.  The Astros have been punished, and deserve it.  This scandal has several similarities to the historical scandals noted above.  Like the steroids scandal, there has been much hand-wringing over the effect of the players not participating in the scheme.  Whistleblower Mike Fiers said as much to Ken Rosenthal about his motivation for speaking up about the Astros malfeasance: “I just want the game to be cleaned up a little bit because there are guys who are losing their jobs because they’re going in there not knowing… Young guys getting hit around in the first couple of innings starting a game, and then they get sent down.”  This echoes the lamentations about steroid use: clean players wouldn’t be able to make it in a game full of juiced players.  Like both scandals, MLB would clearly prefer to sell us a new lie: that this was the fault of a few, outed malefactors and to pay no attention to what’s behind the curtain:  it’s only AJ Hinch sitting on his hands while Carlos Beltran and Alex Cora cook the books. 

But an interesting thing is happening:  The mob wants to see what’s behind the curtain for itself.  Maybe it’s social media or the fact that most of us have grown up with a 24/7 news cycle, but we want everything out of any sensational story we can possibly get.  MLB’s refusal to give us that has led to a circus atmosphere on Twitter where everything could be, and might be, true.  Rumors from fake niece accounts are retweeted by respectable journalists.  The son of the Mariners’ former first base coach posts on Instagram that the MLB is hushing up the fact that Mike Trout uses HGH.  Circus, hell, there’s even confetti.

Maybe this is free-for-all is a symptom of us losing our patience for the lie.  As a manager told Ken Rosenthal in the original story, this issue “permeates” the whole league.  MLB doesn’t want to hear that, but Twitter definitely does.  But the truth might be that the Banging Scheme’s best corollary might not be Steroids or the Black Sox, but something more mundane and widespread.  What I’m speaking of is the widely-acknowledged fact that pitchers doctor the baseball, and have always doctored the baseball.  Like electronic sign-stealing, putting a foreign substance on the baseball is illegal.  However, the latter is winked and nodded at.   Rob Friedman, of Pitching Ninja fame, tweets out video of Pedro Martinez snapping off hellacious changeups while also tweeting videos of Pedro joking about Jheri curls.  No one is troubled by this, seemingly not Mike Fiers, but why? Aren’t the careers of young hitters potentially harmed when they fail to perform against pitchers throwing baseballs breaking more than they otherwise would if not slick with pine tar?  Couldn’t young hitters get sent down? 

I suppose the answer is two-fold.  As ESPN’s David Shoenfield has written, “Applying a foreign substance to the ball seems to be an accepted part of the game, unless you're clearly and obviously violating the rule.”  Meaning, it’s possible to cross a visible line to the point where the cheating is impossible to ignore.  This is a weird ethical scheme in which some cheating is okay as long as it’s possible for the other side to check on you that you don’t cheat too much.  The second point is that people have been doctoring baseballs forever, and the longevity of the practice lends it a certain acceptance. 

But how effective are these distinctions? To the first, it seems that players have been policing electronic sign-stealing, monitoring the opposing teams for what is deemed as excessive and obvious behavior.  Perhaps that’s why the rumors of the Astros wearing wearable buzzers have triggered paranoia by even hitters, because this would take an acceptable form of cheating entirely under the table.  After all, even if you use an camera to crack the signs, you still have to get to signal the hitter.  If the other side can’t monitor your signals, all bets are off. And let’s be honest on this Astros fan blog: no one would, or should, put the use of buzzers past them.  It’s notable that in this scandal, it’s mostly been pitchers who have been vocal critics of the Astros' tactics.  The hitters know how widespread this practice has been, and that they have benefited.  Before Fiers went on the record, electronic sign-stealing seemed to be an increasingly accepted part of the game.  Heck, Lance McCullers Jr. openly tweeted about it a year ago.  One of the most honest responses by any player to the Astros scandal came from Logan Morrison, who admitted that he viewed electronic sign-stealing as a “tool in the tool belt” for sign-stealing.  Do we honestly think Logan Morrison is alone in his sentiment among current players?  It’s possible to view Mike Fiers as breaking an unwritten rule of engagement in the Cold War between hitters and pitchers: “We don’t talk about goo, you don’t talk about sign-stealing.” 

But what about the second point, that doctoring baseballs has always been a part of the game, and electronic sign-stealing has not?  That’s not entirely true.

One of the most famous moments in baseball history, one that’s lionized throughout the National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum in Cooperstown, is the “Shot Heard Round the World.”  In 1951, in the third game of a three-game playoff to decide the National League pennant between the Dodgers and Giants at the Polo Grounds, Giants third baseman Bobby Thompson hit a three-run walk-off homerun in the bottom of the ninth inning off of the Dodgers’ Ralph Branca to send the Giants to the World Series.  Broadcaster Russ Hodges hysterical radio refrain of “The Giants win the pennant!” is embedded in baseball lore.  But according to Joshua Prager in his 2008 book The Echoing Green, Thompson knew the pitch was coming.  The Giants third base coach was hidden in centerfield with a telescope, and once he cracked the Dodgers signs he pressed a button to signal the Giants bullpen with a buzzer.  One buzz was a fastball, two buzzes was an off-speed pitch.  The Giants backup catcher relayed the sign to the hitter.  Interestingly, Prager reported that when he first wrote about the sign-stealing scheme in 2001, he was accused by old guard sportswriters of messing with the myth of the American game.  Bobby Thompson never had to worry about a Jomboy.  In the aftermath of Rob Manfred’s punishment of the Astros, we are starting to see more veteran baseball players admit that using cameras to steal signs is way more wide-spread than previously thought. The 2017 Astros were not a team of scheming millennial ballplayers unwise to the unwritten rules of the game: they were led by widely respected veterans, including one infamous for policing those unwritten rules.  This begs the question: if using cameras to steal signs was part of the game in at least the 1950s,  1980s, and 2010s, when was it definitively not being used? Can we say that any particular dramatic moment on a professional baseball diamond didn’t feature electronic sign-stealing?

I’m not writing this to absolve the actions of the Astros.  Despite the fact that it’s widespread and been part of the game for years, electronic sign-stealing is against the rules, and rule-breakers should get punished.  I suppose you could reduce what I’m doing to “adding context.”  But maybe that’s a lie, too.  Even if what the Astros did was not unique, it seems clear from that, as McCullers pointed out: the tech is too far ahead.  The game has slowed down as the diamond has become a presumed surveillance state.  In the end, it’s probably for the best that Rob Manfred came down hard on someone, even if it happened to be the Astros.  Maybe now the owners, general managers, and managers who allowed electronic sign-stealing to permeate will get serious about self-policing a game that is becoming admittedly slower and harder to watch. 

And maybe the only utility of this article is to tell a story to myself about the actions of players that I genuinely like, about one of the best sports moments of my life, to give me the space to feel better about what they did and achieved.  It’s comforting to live in that space, like Cooperstown is comforting.  

Tuesday, January 14, 2020

Suspension Reaction Roundup

A friendly gathering of what I'm sure will be a universally even-keeled response to the punishments handed down by MLB yesterday:

*Check out our own Masked Marvel on Manfred painting himself into a corner.

*Jake Kaplan: After cleaning house, where will Jim Crane turn?

*538's Travis Sawchik: How much of the Astros' legacy is now in doubt?

*ESPN has a list of player reactions to yesterday's news.

*ESPN's Buster Olney (unlocked): The five victims of the Astros' sign-stealing scandal.

*ESPN's Jeff Passan: Why anger is boiling behind the scenes about the Astros punishments. An anonymous team president:
Crane won. The entire thing was programmed to protect the future of the franchise. He got his championship. He keeps his team. His fine is nothing. The sport lost, but Crane won.

*FanGraphs' Jay Jaffe: Manfred hammers the Astros.

*SI's Emma Baccellieri: Unpacking the meaning of Manfred's punishment.

*Stephanie Apstein: MLB, not the Astros, should have fired Hinch and Luhnow.

*Tom Verducci: Firing Luhnow/Hinch was the only option Crane had.

*Bradford Doolittle, David Schoenfield, and Jeff Passan broke down what the penalties actually mean.

*Chandler Rome: Manfred went after the Astros' "insular culture."

*Jerome Solomon: Jim Crane's firings set the bar higher for the organization.

*USA Today's Bob Nightengale: The Astros are still talented, but are leaderless and flawed.

*SI legal guy Michael McCann: Could Hinch or Luhnow sue the Astros and/or MLB?

*The Athletic's Ken Rosenthal: People at every level of baseball are responsible for the sign-stealing mess. Rosenthal:
The penalties administered by Manfred...will serve as a powerful deterrent to anyone who considers engaging in illegal sign stealing in the future. But baseball still must figure out exactly how to best prevent such violations from occurring again, whether it's by denying players access to video during games, introducing new technology to protect the relaying of signs from catcher to pitcher or developing some other innovative strategy. And everyone involved needs to acknowledge the role they played in allowing the sport to grow so out of control.






*SI: Baseball's cheating culture is facing a reckoning.

*Yahoo's Tim Brown: The 'High-Road' won't win Houston's opponents any glory.






*Baseball America's J.J. Cooper: How the draft situation will be resolved over the next two years.

*MLB.com's Jonathan Mayo: The cost of the lost prospect value in 2020 and 2021.

*Boston's Dan Shaugnessy: The Red Sox need to do the right thing and fire Alex Cora.

Hinch the fall-guy as Manfred paints himself into a corner.

Some quick, random thoughts about the Astros punishments handed down earlier today.  Of course, AC already covered this in detail.

A.J. Hinch is the fall guy:  Despite disapproving of the scheme, and damaging the video monitor twice, and being cleared of being the creative genius behind the scheme, A.J. Hinch copped the same suspension as Jeff Luhnow.  It seems that this was a predetermined decision - as clipped from MLB's nine page summary:


It seems that when the Red Sox got busted in 2017, Rob Manfred decided to ensure that management and front office staff would be part of the punishment, presumably mostly as a deterrent to other clubs.  I would think this would stem from the fallout of the Steroid Era - MLB was well criticised at the time in punishing the players, and letting the executives and field staff (who were either aware, or in some cases, assisted the players in using PEDs) off without punishment.  This angered the MLB Players Association, and I am sure that the decision in this case was made partly to appease the MLBPA.

The main counter-argument to this is that Hinch knowingly lied or misdirected people when the Yankees accused them of whistling in the dugout.  My memory of this is that Hinch discredited this for the 2019 playoffs, but it may have been that his comments could have been interpreted as dismissing the entire concept of noise notifications ever having existed with the Astros.  I haven't researched this, but it is possible that someone explores this angle shortly.

Allowing Hinch to serve a one-year suspension, then return to manage the Astros in 2021 would have created an untenable situation for the Astros, especially for whomever is appointed to manage the team in 2020.  So A.J. Hinch is fired.  His failure was one of leadership, but I think he wears the punishment disproportionally in this case.  I feel for the guy - he seemed like a really calm, collected, reasonable manager who made a lot of good, sensible decisions.  The Astros will miss him.

Jeff Luhnow:  The Commish, in his summary, confused the issue in my opinion.  He (i) imposed the same penalty on  Luhnow and Hinch then (ii) made a point of stating that Luhnow, in his opinion, has been unethical in his running of the Front Office for a bunch of other reasons.  He specifically mentioned the following...

... terrible place for a page break...

On top of all of that, Manfred's summary indicated that he thought Jeff Luhnow was not entirely truthful about his knowledge of the scheme, noting the following:

And yet, Jeff Luhnow gets the same penalty as A.J. Hinch despite (i) likely underplaying his knowledge of the scheme, and (ii) running a front office that treated its employees and everyone else associated with the game like crap.  I would have thought that this may have drawn a longer suspension.  Or perhaps Rob Manfred knew that Jeff Luhnow would get fired...

Jim Crane is blameless:  Of course he is.  The summary of the report says that about 60 times.  Plus, he (and 29 others) employs the Commissioner of Baseball.  It becomes a massive headache for baseball if the Astros ownership is also implicated.

I am not saying the Jim Crane knew about the scheme, of course.  I am perhaps just a little sceptical in a "the Lady doth protest too much, methinks" kind of way.  Preserving ownership and firing the GM and Manager does not involve serious headaches and forced multi-billion dollar transactions, so even if Jim Crane was the one holding the theragun against the trash can in Game 5 of the World Series, I am not sure the report would have said that.

I have overstated my position of this to make a point, but allowing Jim Crane to clear house in an effort to move on is probably the best way forward for everyone.

We can move on!!  It has been a frighteningly quiet offseason for the Astros.  There has been no free-agent chatter in relation to the Astros this year, and we can probably thank the Grienke trade for hamstringing the club for this upcoming season for the lack of chatter.  But it is also possible that potential FA's want no part of the pox-infested Astros.

The penalties pound the Astros:  These are harsh penalties.  Regardless of how psychopathic you may think Jeff Luhnow is, he is clearly one of the smartest and sharpest executives in the game.  And A.J. Hinch is one of the top few managers in the game too.  The Astros will be without them going forward, which was really the only realistic thing that Jim Crane could do.  The loss of the draft picks is harsh - not only do the Astros lose their picks, more importantly they the majority of their draft budget.  In 2019, the Astros were able to spend just less than $5.4MM, of which around $3.2MM was allocated to the first two picks.  While the bottom of the first round is often not *that* great in terms of baseball talent, this severely restricts their ability to sign talent falling to the later rounds, as they cannot reallocate any of their slot money into that round.  And, to make it sting a little more, the 2020 draft is supposed to be STACKED.  Sigh.

The measly five million dollars pales into comparison.  But that was the most the Commish could fine the club.  I would expect that would be reassessed at the next owners meetings, as pretty much everyone is of the belief that a monetary fine of this amount is simply is not enough to act as an effective deterrent.

The NEXT few months will be the interesting ones:  Rob Manfred has drawn a line here.  It is possible that he drafted the report and decided the penalties before the news of the Red Sox cheating broke.  But now he has a real problem.

Of course, the Red Sox cheated in a different way to the Astros.  As the currently available news indicated, they most likely needed an runner at second base to relay the sign to the batter.  The Astros bypassed that, preferring to communicate directly with the batter via noise, even with no runners on base.  But the Red Sox were penalised for this in 2017, then resumed doing so after they served their penalty.  It is possible that being a recidivist offender will attract a greater penalty from Mr Manfred.

There are a couple of other points that need to be made.  Obviously, Alex Cora is in trouble, and it is difficult to see how he would be employed in baseball in any capacity going forward after this report summary was released.  But the Commish has drawn a line in the sand around draft pick loss and Front Office penalties.  With regards to the latter, Dave Dombrowski is no longer employed within baseball, so he can't be penalised.  Chaim Bloom has only been in the job a few months, so it seems unfair to suspend him.  With regards to the Draft picks, the Red Sox have much greater payroll difficulties than the Astros, and a much weaker farm system, so a similar loss of draft picks may confine them to the AL East cellar for most of the next ten years.

But the Red Sox have a history of escaping serious punishment for transgressions.  The Mitchell Report into steroids failed to mention the Red Sox in any capacity as being a club which harboured steroid users.  George Mitchell held a board position with the Red Sox at the time of the report, which I thought put him in a position if an impossible conflict of interest.  As you can imagine, the New York press corps was not happy.  The Red Sox had Manny Ramirez (since proven as a steroid user) and a number of other players who were widely considered to be dopers at the time, but mentions of current Red Sox players were curiously absent, while the report extensively documented Yankee and Met users.

Where this really becomes interesting is if another team is accused of sign stealing.  From what I have read, it is possible that this all started with the Yankees six or so years ago.  So other teams are clearly likely to have been in on the act.  If another non-tendered pitcher in another organisation makes another accusation relating to the same time period, then Rob Manfred may find himself in a really tough (read: impossible) spot.  If the Yankees or another major team go down (for example) I think the Astros penalties will be reassessed as draconian by all and sundry

This hastens a rebuild:  I am about to do my annual ZIPS Projections Over Time article.  The Astros have a really good 2019 team, even if it has a Gerrit Cole-sized hole in the rotation.  I doubt they keep George Springer after this year, and I doubt Michael Brantley, Yuli Gurriel and Josh Reddick get re-signed as well.  After the 2021 season, Verlander, Grienke, McCullers and Correa are all free agents.  So by my estimation, the Astros will lose their three top starting pitchers and four top position players over the next two years, and I cannot see them filling those gaps out of their current farm system.

Theraguns are cheating:  As a middle aged man who does not exercise as much as he should do, and suffers the fallout of gym sessions for days afterward, I recently invested in a percussive massager (not, sadly, a Theragun).  They are definitely cheating.  I can vouch for that.  They work, and work really well.

I feel like turning the page and moving on:  AC, BatGuy, Jexas, Not Hank and your frequently-absent correspondant have been flicking around a few twitter messages.  All of us are serious Astros fans.  We all felt conflicted during the World Series, and at that point, we only knew about the bizarre Brandon Taubman debacle and self-inflicted fallout.  I have been even more conflicted this offseason - to the point where I have considered giving up baseball altogether - and I regard myself as a serious Astros fan.  This has not been fun.

But now, I feel like I can support the Astros again in good conscience.  A new GM will have "ethics" high up on the interview schedule, and the team will certainly promote better relationships within baseball.  The on-field product is immensely likeable (how can you dislike Jose Altuve??), but whispers around Luhnow and his legendary arrogance have been circulating for most of the last decade.  With any luck, we will finally be free of baseball snark.  Please.

Hey, thanks for reading down this far.  I wonder if AC will turn the comments back on so y'all can flame me below.  But these are just some quick thoughts that I have put together, with an emphasis on considering some areas that the media has not already jumped on.

Enjoy the rest of the offseason.