We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
This is the AL. This is goon ball. -Paul Clemens
The Astros, they're like Disneyland. If the kids come, it's a great attraction.
Let The Possum Loose - Astros County
Lucas Harrell will miss his scheduled start today against the Braves, thanks to a "minor right groin injury," according to Brian Smith. Steve Sparks says it's not serious (how's that for alliteration?).