It's been a while since we gave you an update on The Constable's efforts to manage the 1977 Astros in the wonderful Strat-O-Matic league Play That Funky Baseball.
The Constable has the Midas Touch, in which everything turns into a muffler. Through 91 games, his Astros are 40-51. The actual '77 Astros were 41-50 through 91 games. The goal is to finish at .500, since that's what the '77 Astros did, and he's only one game off the pace.
Go get 'em, Chief!