Totally stealing our idea, the Astros went and named their own minor leaguers of the month. Here's what those guys came up with, as if they have any idea...
Round Rock
Jason Bourgeois, Andy Van Hekken (Hey! Same as us!)
Defensive POM: Chris Shelton
Corpus Christi
Koby Clemens, Henry Villar (we gave it to Lyles, but admitted Villar was a strong candidate)
Defensive POM: Wladimir Sutil
Lancaster
Albert Cartwright, David Berner (Thieves!)
Defensive POM: Brandon Wikoff
Lexington
J.D. Martinez, Tanner Bushue (Scoundrels!)
Defensive POM: Jake Goebbert
Maybe we can agree on something with the Astros...
We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
-Hal Smith
