Monday, May 11, 2009

Week 5 Power Rankings

Here we take it all in for a meaningless, column-filling, off-day piss-taking:

Bleacher Report:
Astros: 22nd
Hey, they swept the Padres!

ESPN:
Astros: 23rd
Miguel Tejada had no home runs in the first 28 games, but he has two homers in the past four games.

Fox Sports:
Astros: 22nd
Lance Berkman's wrist threatening to derail the one thing the Astros do semi-well -- hit for power.