Wednesday, July 16, 2014

The Rangers would like their fans to remember their vows

YOU STOOD UP HERE IN FRONT OF GOD AND EVERYBODY AND MADE *VOWS.* VOWS, LARRY. WE HAVE WITNESSES.
-The Texas Rangers, basically.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

On second thought, the bad and ugly sticker with pictures of Rios dropping a fly in right and a body-issue picture of Fielder would be a good "avi."

Andy said...

The Rangers literally market "Real Texas Baseball" because they realize that fans here go from one team to the other based on who's doing better
Same reason they took "Rangers" off the uniform and replaced it with "Texas." I see this as the Rangers saying "all those guys who gave up on the Astros years ago are about to leave us because we suck now. No! Stay!"

If anything this reflects poorly on the baseball culture in Texas moreso than it does just on the Rangers fanbase

Terri Schlather said...

What. The. Hell.