Andy Pettitte will apparently announce today that he will be retiring at the end of this season.
He'll make his final home start at Yankee Stadium on Sunday and is in line to make his final career start on Friday at Minute Maid. No word on whether the Astros will raise ticket prices to $Twelveteen Billion.
We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
-Hal Smith
