Wednesday, September 28, 2011

WHAT THE HELL

How in the hell did Angel Sanchez win Best New Astro?

It's true that Sanchez, who can also hold his own at the second and third base positions, doesn't pack a lot of punch, but with mini hitting streaks here and there, the 28-year-old may very well be prime for a breakout campaign next season. Now let's see if the rest of these bums, uh, minor-leaguers, um, Astros players can follow suit.

Pardon me, while I go and toilet plunge my face.

3 comments:

Terence said...

There are so many things wrong with this, but I think the biggest is this: He's not New!!! I had to watch him take 270 PA last year. Dear God....

Anonymous said...

As the kids say these days, "lolwut?"

Martinez blew away Sanchez's entire season in one month.

Denny said...

Not surprised. They probably decided the winner in May.