Wednesday, September 28, 2011


How in the hell did Angel Sanchez win Best New Astro?

It's true that Sanchez, who can also hold his own at the second and third base positions, doesn't pack a lot of punch, but with mini hitting streaks here and there, the 28-year-old may very well be prime for a breakout campaign next season. Now let's see if the rest of these bums, uh, minor-leaguers, um, Astros players can follow suit.

Pardon me, while I go and toilet plunge my face.