We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
This is the AL. This is goon ball. -Paul Clemens
The Astros, they're like Disneyland. If the kids come, it's a great attraction.
Let The Possum Loose - Astros County
Don't go taking Michaels behind the barn and shooting him for his ruined broken hand just yet. He's still a good guy.
Mills: “J-Mike, he’s still a good guy on a ballclub. He’s going to give you the best at-bat he possibly can each time out. As a veteran guy on a club, you can’t underscore the significant influence that he has.”