Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Chris Johnson to be Grand Marshal...

...of the Edison (FL) Festival of Light.

Word is that Johnson will obviously not be able to repeat the performances of previous Grand Marshals, because he's nothing but a fluke. His WARM (Waves Above Replacement Marshal) will plummet because his S:MoA (Smile per Member of Audience) was simply too high in 2010.