Because it's not like he didn't ask for a trade back in May, Roy really hopes that the Astros give him more time than an hour to think about where it turns out he's been dealt:
"I'm hoping it's not going to be dropped on me an hour before the deadline. Give me a little bit of time to think about...
...You do need a little bit of time. I don't want it to be two hours before the deadline and have to make a quick decision. I would rather have a little bit of time to think about it."
So what in the Tal Smith has he been thinking about this entire f$$%^ing time?