Friday, June 4, 2010

PETA's got jokes!

Congratulations to Minute Maid Park, who just placed 3rd in PETA's Top 10 Vegetarian-Friendly Ballparks contest!

PETA Director Dan Shannon:
"Carlos Lee might be coming up empty at the plate, but Astros fans are loading up their plates with the variety of delicious meat-free options that are available at Minute Maid Park. With this lineup, Astros fans can look forward to slashing their risk of heart disease, cancer, and diabetes for many seasons to come."

Don't lie. You didn't think that the "slashing their..." part was going to end in "risk," did you?