Monday, March 29, 2010

Jon Paul Morosi is kerrazy!

Jon Paul Morosi's NL Central Preview is out of control. Not only do the Cardinals not win the Division, they don't even win the Wild Card! But what's even more crazy is the Astros finishing behind the Pirates!

Quick, name an Astro other than Roy Oswalt, Lance Berkman, Carlos Lee and Hunter Pence.
Fantasy Baseball 2010

No, Biggio retired.

Bagwell, too.

Stumped? I understand. And here's the kicker: Oswalt (hamstring) and Berkman (knee) have both battled injuries this spring.

This season wasn't going to be easy for Oswalt and Berkman, anyway: They have seen the glory years. This isn't going to be one of them.

Brad Mills has the chance to be a very good manager in the major leagues. But that won't be evident by his record in Year One.

Biting. Cutting. Silly?


Peanut said...

"Quick, name an Astro," "most anonymous team," "anybody but the Pirates or Astros..."

Eh, f*ck 'em all. Let's just start the season already and see what happens.

Ryan Sides said...

How did he leave out Wandy? Wasn't he one of the best pitchers in the NL last year? And wasn't Bourn our best hitter last year? This guy clearly doesn't pay much attention...

(And maybe his point is that the Astros aren't good enough to pay attention to, but if he honestly didn't, how the heck is he writing for Fox Sports?!)