KHOU has a little profile on Brett Myers:
"I like to refer to guys like him like their hair is on fire all the time. He pitches like his hair is on fire and he runs like his hair is on fire."
"He brings a lighter side to the game and he allows everyone to get their work done and have fun at the same time."
Hopefully I can bring some of my work ethic to some of the guys around here. You know, I’m not going to be shy to get in someone’s rear end if I have to because I want to win."
Personally I would prefer for someone to get in my face than my rear end, but to each his own. But here's your money quote, when asked if his off-season was tumultuous:
"I don’t even know what that word mean man, you’re throwing big words at me man. I am just a good ‘ol southern boy man, I don’t know any of those big words. It’s not in any book I read."