At his press conference today, new Tiger Jose Valverde says that that he's excited to be a Tiger, and not to be...ahem...somewhere else:
"I'm so excited right now. The Tigers are one of the teams everybody there wants to play for. But this is the time for winning. I don't want to be a loser every year. I want a ring on my finger."
Get those post-out celebrations under control. That'll go a long way towards not being a loser every year.