In today's Daily Dunklin Democrat, there's a story about the flu going around in advance of the Battle of Dunklin County. Of course, this features the Malden Green Wave versus the Kennett Indians.
Except the Kennett Indians are all Tebowed with the flu. How hard is it hitting the team, Coach Kenneth Riedinger?
"Like Albert Pujols hit Lidge..."
If this is true, then this means that Kennett will get traded in a year and a half, run the table in 2012, and then collapse.