We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
This is the AL. This is goon ball. -Paul Clemens
The Astros, they're like Disneyland. If the kids come, it's a great attraction.
Let The Possum Loose - Astros County
And that somebody, the first actual September Call-Up (as opposed to a Well-timed DL Activation), is J.R. Towles - We also read in that link that The Troof (Bud Norris) is scheduled to start Sunday vs. Philadelphia.