I'm including a link to an article which is extremely profane, and extremely hilarious.
In essence: A Vikings fan rages on the possibility of the Vikings signing Brett Favre.
This made me think the following: If the Astros signed _________, even if that meant an increase in 10 wins, I would be so opposed that I would bleed out of my eyes. Here's my list:
Jim Leyritz (1998 hatred; it's the best)
Who you got?