Friday, August 3, 2018

Friday Morning Hot Links

Hello everyone. Today is Game 1 of the 2018 World Series Rematch from 2017. I am in some kinda mood tonight as it has been a long night at work and I am very tired. Currently unsure as to whether this will make the content better or worse. We shall see.

Carlos Correa doesn't work anymore. #ShouldHave drafted Buxton.  

Astros season tickets are, as Sashco says, "through the roof!"

This aforementioned World Series rematch is going to miss all the good players. Those fine folks at ESPN knew what they were doing after all putting Boston and New York and Sunday Night Baseball again!

The streaker at the Astros game last week was a marine and also Alex Cintron lost a milking contest. I don't know why the cow milking video is part of this specific article but boy let me tell ya I enjoyed watching our boy milk a cow like the rest of us poors.

A couple days ago, we were Correa and Springer and Altuve-less. This is what happened the last time that happened.

The Mariners are in 3rd place ha ha ha ha!

Here is a post appreciating Tony Kemp, which is something we all should do. I am legally obligated to tell you that there are other players included in the contents of this post.

Grant Brisbee, my favorite baseball writer, is at it again. This time, writing about why there aren't any more blockbuster trades.

Right now I'm thinking about how sad Adam Jones probably is being in stuck in Baltimore.

I DIDN'T GET TO DO THE HOT LINKS AFTER MARWIN GONZALEZ HIT NOT ONE, BUT TWO HOME RUNS AGAINST SEATTLE. STASSI HIT ONE TWO? IT WAS A GOOD DAY TO BE FLICK NICKEM, FOLKS. I WILL LINK THEM AGAIN. WATCH THEM GO! 

(Marwin Gonzalez now has 8 home runs. Joey Votto has 9.)

Greg Johns writes about every AL West team post-deadline, and what's going to be up with this silly little thing we call the future.



The Astros goofed again and cut the pitcher with the best ERA in the league as of 8/3/2018. If Luhnow doesn't want to win he should probably just tell us. Big sads. 

Is Lance Berkman, Roy Oswalt, or Andy Pettite Cooperstown bound?

New Zealand is mad that Australia stole their flag. This could spark the pettiest war in human history.  

This pet pig held it down.

5 comments:

Masked Marvel said...

Hey!! Less of the New Zealand bashing, please! Australia did steal our flag, as well as Crowded House, Pavlova and Phar Lap!!

(We begged them to take Russell Crowe, though)

John Martin said...

Correa had a GIDP? Sounds like he's major league ready.

Dan said...

Could someone please inform this writer that Adam Jones came out and said he decided not to waive his 10/5 rights because he didn't want to leave Baltimore? Oh and he should also check his grammar in the all caps rant about the home runs

Anonymous said...

Astros outfield would look a lot better if we had drafted Benintendi instead of Tucker in 2015...

John Martin said...

Jones refused to waive his rights to go to Philly. He would have a legit shot at a ring in Houston so I think there's still a chance we get him like we did Verlander... if we even want him.