Oh god, what have you done, @BulldogBeing?? How will you hit home runs now that you’ve shaved off your power source? pic.twitter.com/So3GvX9TXR— David Link (@davidlink) April 7, 2016
Two possibilities:
1) Keuchel's beard and Gattis' beard fought in an alley and Keuchel's won
2) Haterz came and shaved off his power like a thief in the night
UPDATE: 3) He is Kurt Angle
@AstrosCounty @davidlink @BulldogBeing pic.twitter.com/Dbc5v874V7
— James Fulmer (@JamesFulmer2) April 8, 2016
