Sunday, June 29, 2014

Open Letter to Readers of AC, re: New Nickname.

Dear Readers,

We at Astros County wish to make the production of news about the Houston Astros entertaining and fun.

Mike Bob Grossman is now at AAA.

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth is no more (at least in terms of the news relating to the Astros).

We are now accepting nominations for the new Astros County nickname in the comments below.  

We will take the best nickname, throw it at the wall, and see if it sticks.

Personally, I would like to see j053_>3r4s stick, especially since he replaced pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth.
Seems poetic if it does.


the Writers of Astros County

p.s.  We aren't actually expecting any suggestions, but please feel free to astound us.


Anonymous said...

Kyle .. The Island ... Weiland


Kyle ... No Man is an Island ... Weiland

Anonymous said...

Hey hey hey it's Fat Albers, if he ever comes off the DL (and boy do we need him).

Astroslover said...

Jerome Williams sucks and the Astros should cut him today

Anonymous said...

How about Pinky the Clown for Jerome? You know, for the glove. Or the Rubber Pyromaniac.

ABlindHog said...

Money for nuthin Crain.

Anonymous said...

How about 534_8455 for Anthony Bass??

Sea Bass?