The Astros have called up Ex-stro Jose Veras (who had a fine time with the Astros last year) in place of pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth, who has been outrighted off the roster, presumably with intent to release him.
I am sad. j0s3_v3r4Sss doesn't have the same ring to it. In fact, it doesn't really work at all. Probably to the relief of the readers.
We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
-Hal Smith
