The Astros have called up Ex-stro Jose Veras (who had a fine time with the Astros last year) in place of pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth, who has been outrighted off the roster, presumably with intent to release him.
I am sad. j0s3_v3r4Sss doesn't have the same ring to it. In fact, it doesn't really work at all. Probably to the relief of the readers.