Everyone got an update on Dexter Fowler this morning:
*He hasn't eaten in three days (bubbleguts).
*No, he didn't watch the Astros over the weekend, because he doesn't have Comcast. Fowler told McTaggart: "I don't know what's going on with this TV deal...we gotta fix something."
*Fowler said they're still running tests. "I'm just happy I'm here and it's behind me, literally." Which is funny.