Friday, April 19, 2013

Scott Miller thinks he's so funny

CBS Sports' Scott Miller is a comedian. So many funny similes and metaphors and nicknames. For example, the Houston Roadkills. That's funny. So is...

Know when all hell is going to break loose and the integrity of the game is going to be hotly questioned where this reprehensible Astros situation is concerned? When the Yankees, or Red Sox, or Rays look up during the stretch run and realize both wild card teams will emerge from the AL West this year.

Because of the unbalanced schedule, the other four AL West clubs get to patronize the Astros more often than a Little League team does the local neighborhood McDonald's.

And because the rebuilding Astros aren't even trying in 2013...

It is becoming more clear by the day that the road to the AL West title leads straight through Houston. As in, whoever beats up on the punchless Astros more than everyone else.

Jeebus. I don't even...

3 comments:

(Not Hank) Aaron said...

The road to the division goes through a bad team in the division? Very good teams are beating very bad teams? This is shocking. This can't happen. This is an embarrassment to baseball. The Marlins are 1-8 against the Braves and Nationals, btw.

Anonymous said...

I left him an email message, and told him what a *JERK* he was for writing a piece like that. I also called him a few unlady like names.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Bigbot said...

Maybe the Yankess, Red Sox, or Rays should worry about winning their division and not trying to squeak by with the wild card.