Over at Osceola County Stadium, the Braves are whooping the dog nuts out of the Astros. It's a slow news day, and I don't feel like writing about Dr. Michael Brown and Rachel Brown/Jeff Bagwell.
So what the hell is happening in Kissimmee? Well, at least the Braves made six outs. But before doing that, they scored 11 runs on 11 hits in 17 ABs with one strike out (Jordan Schafer) and two walks.
Jordan Lyles' day is done, and his line: 0.2IP, 7H/6ER, HR (25.20 ERA for the Spring)
Sam Demel's day is done, and his line: 0.2IP, 3H/5ER, 0K:2BB (42.43 ERA for the Spring)
The only funny thing at all is that apparently Alan Ashby and Geoff Blum are making fun of Jordan Schafer, for making three of the Braves' six outs.
UPDATE: Not content to let Lyles and Demel have all the fun of not getting outs, Wesley Wright has allowed 3H/3ER, 1K:1BB in 0.2IP. So that's five pitchers in three innings, and no one getting three outs.