Minor leaguers can't have facial hair

There's a predictable joke coming, and I bet you can make it before I even have a chance to set it up. But apparently Rudy Owens had to trim his beard before going over to minor-league camp, because the team "has a facial hair policy" in the minors.

Astros Baseball: Earn Your Beard!

(And you thought they didn't have facial hair because they just couldn't grow it!)