We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
This is the AL. This is goon ball. -Paul Clemens
The Astros, they're like Disneyland. If the kids come, it's a great attraction.
Let The Possum Loose - Astros County
The Quad City Times has an editorial in which they sort of hope the Astros continue to lose - and lose a lot.
And that’s always been the appeal of our River Bandits: An opportunity to see young men with big-league aspirations. That leaves us reluctantly hoping the Astros continue their 2012 slump to bolster the Bandits with top prospects in 2013.