We've been remiss not to mention that our own Juvenile Court Clerk, Bryan Trostel, is the brains behind the wildly popular How Many Altuves website, which you've likely seen on Alyson Footer's blog, Hardball Talk, or heard on the Astros/Rockies broadcast tonight, or heard on MLB Network Radio on SiriusXM. So head over that way to find out how many times Jose Altuve would fit inside you. Wait.
Good work, Trostel.
We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
-Hal Smith
