We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
This is the AL. This is goon ball. -Paul Clemens
The Astros, they're like Disneyland. If the kids come, it's a great attraction.
Let The Possum Loose - Astros County
Lexington released their schedule (Spoiler Alert: Bud Selig moved them to the AL West). Opening Day is April 5 at Greensboro, with the home opener coming a week later against exotically-titled Kannapolis.