Wednesday, July 6, 2011


So the Astros are seven minutes into a closed-door team meeting. What are they talking about? Play along with the #AstrosTeamMeeting hashtag.

Some of our favorites:

HOVG: "You leave me no choice, gentleman. Brett...consider the team 'Mrs. Myers' and get to work beating them into shape."

Deputy Street: "Boys, we're putting the band back together: Pedro Feliz, Kaz Matsui, Bill Hall, Sean Chacon, Cecil Cooper."

Braggers41: "Put. the coffee. Down. Coffee is for closers, and giving you leads is like throwing them away."

We had a couple of good ones, but we're not ones to toot our own horn. Kind of.

1 comment:

street said...

Among the most inspired (IMO):

@AstroBrit "We have actual footage of the #AstrosTeamMeeting "

@AstrosCounty "'Ed, I think you know our old friend, Shawn Chacon...' #AstrosTeamMeeting"

@Gizzmonic "If you're going to attempt suicide, don't lie down on the tracks. The train only moves when we hit a home run. #AstrosTeamMeeting"

@HouCounterplot "The #Astros had a scout at 'Kids Run The Bases Day.' #AstrosTeamMeeting"

@peteinhou "'The League has decided to punish Frank McCourt by awarding him control of our franchise.' #AstrosTeamMeeting"

@AGAME_ "For our new hitting coach we're bringing in someone who knows how to hit. Join me in welcoming entertainer Chris Brown. #AstrosTeamMeeting"