Wednesday, July 6, 2011


So the Astros are seven minutes into a closed-door team meeting. What are they talking about? Play along with the #AstrosTeamMeeting hashtag.

Some of our favorites:

HOVG: "You leave me no choice, gentleman. Brett...consider the team 'Mrs. Myers' and get to work beating them into shape."

Deputy Street: "Boys, we're putting the band back together: Pedro Feliz, Kaz Matsui, Bill Hall, Sean Chacon, Cecil Cooper."

Braggers41: "Put. the coffee. Down. Coffee is for closers, and giving you leads is like throwing them away."

We had a couple of good ones, but we're not ones to toot our own horn. Kind of.