We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
This is the AL. This is goon ball. -Paul Clemens
The Astros, they're like Disneyland. If the kids come, it's a great attraction.
Let The Possum Loose - Astros County
With a captip to Baseball America, the Astros have re-signed 2B Jose Vallejo, who had about as bad a season as one can have. Of course, he wasn't supposed to play until next year, anyway, but there you go.