We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
This is the AL. This is goon ball. -Paul Clemens
The Astros, they're like Disneyland. If the kids come, it's a great attraction.
Let The Possum Loose - Astros County
It's understandable if you're a tad disappointed that there were no additional signings by the Astros today. Nevertheless, imagining this guy in an Astros throwback in a couple of years should cheer you up immensely!