We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
This is the AL. This is goon ball. -Paul Clemens
The Astros, they're like Disneyland. If the kids come, it's a great attraction.
Let The Possum Loose - Astros County
Here's a funny story about a Canadian who came to Minute Maid Park for last night's Astros/Pirates game (hopefully this was just a coincidence, and not a planned game). It's very long, and very entertaining.