We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
This is the AL. This is goon ball. -Paul Clemens
The Astros, they're like Disneyland. If the kids come, it's a great attraction.
Let The Possum Loose - Astros County
A lot happened in the almost-48 hour hiatus I had to take. Let's skip the game recap (know that Kaz Matsui might have just avoided back-to-back Goats), and focus on some of the more pressing matters, and then we'll just move on.