Snow day. Eight episodes of Lost. I'm ready for baseball. Comment with your submission, I'll delete your submission and re-post it, and keep putting this up top:
(I'll start)
You know you're an Astros fan...
...When you yell at every replay of Game 4 of the 2005 World Series that Orlando Palmeiro was safe.
KamiYasko:
When you can still feel Albert Pujols' home run in your heart.
RobertInCypress:
When most of your baseball arguments start with 'Oh come on, he's not THAT bad...'
Jeff Polman:
You just can't bring yourself to throw out those yellow and orange striped boxer shorts.
BryanTSC:
You keep getting asked, "How'd you end up being a fan of *that* team?"
Joe:
When you no longer refer to Brad Ledge as Brad Lidge.
Deputy Jason:
You can name-drop the entire 86 team and spell Knepper correctly.
You think Bagwell was held back in Boston's organization because he had a mullet.
You stood in awe, at the seat in the upperdeck at the dome where Eric Anthony once bashed a homer.
You ran onto the field after the final game at the dome an pulled out the dumb flowers that ran along the outfield fence.
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We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
-Hal Smith
