We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
This is the AL. This is goon ball. -Paul Clemens
The Astros, they're like Disneyland. If the kids come, it's a great attraction.
Let The Possum Loose - Astros County
Hey Kids! I'll be your substitute bloggerman for the weekend series with the Atlanta Braves. I will make sure to hit the high points, the low points and keep churning out the Anal Fissure jokes at a Hall-of-Fame clip.