I know it's not Astros (or even MLB) related, but I had to share with you, dear readers...
Beware the Honey Trap.
Hanging out at a roadside snack establishments that can be commonly found in Okinawa’s rural towns, they spot players and set themselves up for seduction. One dependable technique is to reach over and grope the man’s... You're going to have to click the link for yourself.
Oh, and Happy Post #300.