Richard Justice's column tipped me off to this, but the folks at Baseball Prospectus made their 2009 projections today. And it's not good.
5th place. 66-96. Two games ahead of Pittsburgh for last.
Last in the NL Central in OBP and SLG.
Last in the entire league, and tied with the Mariners for last place in MLB in OBP.
Next to last in the NL in SLG.
Last in the NL Central in runs scored.
Update: But Zachary Levine tells you not to panic.