Houston-area Which Wich...es are offering the Astro-Wich sandwich through August 31.
It’s piled with meat, cheese, bacon and other classic burger toppings
The following is a list of Astro-Wich sandwiches that did not make the cut (so to speak):
The Wade: A $12 sandwich, traded for three $5 Philly cheese steaks.
The Purpura: A meatball sub that costs $100 million.
The Selig: It's your favorite sandwich, but the store manager knocks it out of your hand and gives another customer your money.
The Biggio: A gritty, iconic sandwich that is thrown at your elbow.
The Caminiti: Just 100 pounds of ground beef on a metal plate.
The Lugo: A sandwich so good you'll slap your wife.
The Wallace: The best-looking sandwich you've seen in years, but you only get a "whiff" of it.
The Hurricane Ike: A tasty sandwich delivered to your home, 800 miles away.
The Randy Johnson: A foot-long sandwich that is way too expensive, but you can't resist, and damn if it isn't good while it lasts.
The Drayton: The same sandwich you've ordered for 15 years, but when you finish you can't remember why you liked it so much.
@AstrosCounty The "Singleton." This sandwich is amazing but has been suspended 50 games for violating the league anti-drug policy.— Steve E. (@KevinBassStache) October 23, 2013
@AstrosCounty the Matty D: it's hit or miss, but when it hits, it's damn good.— Mark Bohn (@nitetimeguy) October 23, 2013
@AstrosCounty The Nolan Ryan: hard sourdough bun, with the finest cuts of beef, topped with pepper jack and franks red hot to give it heat— Shrek84 (@Shrek84) October 23, 2013
@AstrosCounty The Roy Oswalt: Tastes really bad at first, but get delicious after it's fried by a car battery.— Jeff Blogwell (@JeffBlogwell) October 23, 2013
@AstrosCounty The Shawn Chacon- small chunks of meat that are hard to chew and have a big time choking hazard.— Lance Thompson (@lancerthompson) October 23, 2013
@AstrosCounty the George Springer. They promise it's amazing, but it's been on the "Coming Soon" board for seemingly forever.— Aaron Ashcraft (@Aarcraft9) October 23, 2013
@AstrosCounty The Bullpen. First it spills on your shirt, then it gives you heartburn at midnight, b/c you stayed up late to eat it.— Tyler (@TylerMueller10) October 23, 2013