Tuesday, October 11, 2011

NBC Bay Area doesn't think Bud Norris is funny, gets personal

So the guy from NBC Bay Area is kind of a douche, because he apparently loves all the Brian Wilson exposure, thanks to Taco Bell.

In the linked article, he lists the potential comebacks for Brian Wilson (who apparently isn't clever enough to come up with his own):

1. Your name is Bud, Bud.
2. You pitch for the Astros, Bud.
3. Are you in any commercials, Bud?
4. Have you even met Charlie Sheen, Bud?
5. You know you're only seeing the commercials because you don't know what the postseason is, right, Bud?
6. I can't hear you, my 2010 World Series ring is shining too brightly in my ears, Bud.
7. Please call me if anyone will pay you for something other than baseball, Bud.
8. Look at my beard. Now look away. Now look back at my beard. Bud.
9. U MAD, BUD?

There are probably plenty more, but you get the point. Brian Wilson > Bud Norris.


I guess they haven't been listening to KTRH.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I got nothing against Wilson, but the Taco Bell commercial is so similar to the ones played ad naseum on MLB Network. Thankfully, I have forgot the product, but beard, beard, beard, ninjas, beard, manic, big phone, beard. It is tiresome. I totally agree with Bud, but there is no upside to him offering his opinion to the public.

Anonymous said...

Whatever, douche bag just wishes he had a sweet name like Bud and was able to throw 96 MPH. Hey bra, here's a note, when you can make Albert Pujols look STUPID while swinging a bat, you don't need to do Taco Bell commercials, no matter how delicious Taco Bell is.

Oh and that beard in a Taco Bell commercial? Not the greatest idea IMO...I don't get hungry looking at a big batch of pub's...

Anonymous said...

"4. Have you even met Charlie Sheen, Bud?
5. You know you're only seeing the commercials because you don't know what the postseason is, right, Bud?
6. I can't hear you, my 2010 World Series ring is shining too brightly in my ears, Bud."

All 9 of the listed "comebacks" are stupid, but these are just the worst. Charlie Sheen mania has been over since March. Nobody cares about him anymore. The only reason Wilson is in these commercials is because the Giants aren't in the playoffs this year either. "Shining too brightly in my ears?" I'm sorry, but that's just retarded. I actually like Wilson, but I'm tired of the beard gimmick.

Anonymous said...

I remember watching Astros shutout Giants 6-0 in person this season. I saw Wandy Rodriguez pitched a gem and had a few hits over Giants all-star pitcher on the mound. Along with that was Astros team filled with young crop of players from AA and AAA ball. Oh yeah Astros won 3 games series over the Giants. Giants were suppose to be champs?

Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris > Bud Norris
Brian Wilson > Chuck Norris
Bud Norris > Taco Bell commercials (not saying much)