Let's look at some fun facts about The Last Time the Astros Did Something of Note:
*Were over .500: July 29, 2009 (51-50) - 712 days
*Were not in last place (after the first week of the season): October 3, 2010
*Brett Wallace hit a homer: May 31 (127 PAs)
*Michael Bourn GIDPd: June 13 (107 PAs)
*Carlos Lee went hitless in a start: June 28 (11 games)
*Chris Johnson hit a homer: June 2 (121 PAs)
*Hunter Pence's OPS was less than .800: May 21
*Jeff Keppinger struck out: June 24 (48 PAs)
*Jeff Keppinger struck out twice in one game: July 27, 2010
*Brett Myers had an outing with 0ER: September 8, 2010
*Bud Norris failed to get 15 outs: April 3, 2011 (17 starts)
*J.A. Happ got a win: May 14, 2011 (10 starts)
*Mark Melancon/the Astros got a save: June 8, 2011
We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
-Hal Smith
