...of the Edison (FL) Festival of Light.
Word is that Johnson will obviously not be able to repeat the performances of previous Grand Marshals, because he's nothing but a fluke. His WARM (Waves Above Replacement Marshal) will plummet because his S:MoA (Smile per Member of Audience) was simply too high in 2010.
We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
-Hal Smith
