Will Carroll is tweeting this (you might want to have a seat):
Heard in the lobby … astros looking for OF help and speed. Pie just one of guys they're looking at. Lyles one trade possibility.
Mother of Pearl! Jordan Lyles for Felix Pie! Outfield help! With Lee, Bourn, and Pence? Is the "speed" part because Lee is on his way out? Felix Pie! Jordan Lyles!
/apoplectic shock
We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
-Hal Smith
