We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
This is the AL. This is goon ball. -Paul Clemens
The Astros, they're like Disneyland. If the kids come, it's a great attraction.
Let The Possum Loose - Astros County
Who's running this team? Cecil Cooper or Bud Kilmer?
McTaggart is tweeting that Mike Hampton has taken cortisone shots in both knees and will pitch through the pain. Look for Lance Harbor to take over and call for a division-clinching suicide squeeze in G162.