Minute Maid Park just ranked fifth in PETA's annual Most Vegetarian Friendly Ballpark contest.
Not kidding.
I'm actually surprised by this. For almost a year I was a vegetarian (making Prince Fielder and I the fattest vegetarians in America), and that coincided with a trip to Minute Maid Park. It was pretty stinkin' hard to find a veggie dog.
We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
-Hal Smith