Here we take it all in for a meaningless, column-filling, off-day piss-taking:
Bleacher Report:
Astros: 22nd
Hey, they swept the Padres!
ESPN:
Astros: 23rd
Miguel Tejada had no home runs in the first 28 games, but he has two homers in the past four games.
Fox Sports:
Astros: 22nd
Lance Berkman's wrist threatening to derail the one thing the Astros do semi-well -- hit for power.
We didn't come out here to play tiddlywinks, son.
-Hal Smith