At some point in the near future I'm going to Houston to visit my family. And when I do, it will be over a long homestand. And when that happens, this will happen:
ORDER YOUR SCOREBOARD MESSAGE NOW FOR A TRULY MEMORABLE VISIT TO MINUTE MAID PARK
Commemorate a special birthday, anniversary or event by displaying a message on the Minute Maid Park scoreboard during the end of the sixth inning at a Astros home game! Scoreboard messages can now be purchased online for a cost of $34.50.
Payment must be made prior to announcement. Your credit card will be charged upon approval of the message.
The question is: What shall this message say? Remember, we're PG - bordering on PG-13.